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我生于1946年, 上海人。退休于上海交大外语学院。我和老伴生活安定满足。 我有很多国内外的网友, 大多是同龄人, 多年来我们用中英文交流各种信息。我的博客主要是为了自己“备份“用的, 很不合格, 见笑了。”

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Subject: Simple Truths Provide the Best Lessons
 
 
 
 
SIMPLE TRUTH 1

Lovers help each other undress before sex.

However after sex, they always dress on their own.

Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.

 

SIMPLE TRUTH 2

When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say, "Congrats".

But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say, "Good job".

Moral of the story: "Hard work is never appreciated."

 

FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE

1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than in a Yugo.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the ass-hole's name.

3. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

4. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.

5. Condoms don't guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.

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