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我生于1946年, 上海人。退休于上海交大外语学院。我和老伴生活安定满足。 我有很多国内外的网友, 大多是同龄人, 多年来我们用中英文交流各种信息。我的博客主要是为了自己“备份“用的, 很不合格, 见笑了。”

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Some jokes to cheer up on those hot days.


GROWING WILD 

An elderly man really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles every day. One morning he looked into the mirror, admiring his body, and noticed that he was suntanned all over with the exception of his penis. So he decided to do something about that. 

He went to the beach, undressed completely, and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out of the sand. 

A bit later, two little old ladies came strolling along the beach, one using a cane to help her get along. Upon seeing the thing sticking out of the sand, the lady with the cane began to move the penis around with her cane. 

Remarking to the other little old lady, she said, "There really is no justice in the world." 

The other little old lady asked, "What do you mean by that?" 

The first little old lady replied, "Look at that. When I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot about it.

"Now that I'm 80, the damned things are growing wild, and I'm too old to squat.

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221."
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